259 lines
8.7 KiB
C#
259 lines
8.7 KiB
C#
using System.Globalization;
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using ESCPOS_NET;
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using ESCPOS_NET.Emitters;
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using ESCPOS_NET.Utilities;
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namespace NibblePoker.GoatseReceipt;
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internal static class Program {
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private const string PrinterPort = "COM10";
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private const int PrinterBaudRate = 38400;
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private static readonly string[] AdresseRues = [
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"Route de Luxembourg" // Route connue depuis 30+ ans dans la région
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];
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private static readonly string[] AdresseNumeros = [
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"Dans les fougeres",
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"Hute du fermier",
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"La grange",
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"Ma boite a malice",
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"Votre voiture"
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];
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private static readonly string[] FauxSites = [
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// 1 entrée censurée
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"gourgandine.be",
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"gourgandineries.be",
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"prostipute.be"
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];
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private static readonly string[] NomDeFilleDeJoie = [
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"Crystalle",
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"Mariette",
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"Crystalle"
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];
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private static readonly string[] Monnaies = [
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"vbucks",
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"robux",
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"euros"
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];
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private static readonly string[][] ActesPrincipaux = [
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["Un p'tit wrap", "7.60"],
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["Limace baveuse", "50.00"],
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["Turlutte", "25.00"],
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["Helicoptere Bulgare", "75.00"],
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["Kama-trouee", "30.00"],
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["Pelure d'oignon", "30.00"],
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["Ouverture boite a malice", "60.00"],
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["P'tit classique", "20.00"],
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["Lechouille de velour", "35.00"]
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];
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private static readonly string[][] ActesSecondaires = [
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["Pastille pour l'haleine", "2.99"],
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["Service de nuit", "25.00"],
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["Supplement mouille", "5.00"],
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["Pause cloppe", "10.00"],
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["Mouchoir pour larmes", "5.00"],
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["Tour de magie", "7.50"],
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["Pre-lavage de la fosse", "25.00"],
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["Mots doux", "5.00"],
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["Odeur de camioneuse", "5.00"],
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["Canette de Carapils", "1.50"],
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["Brossage de criniere", "7.50"],
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["Supplement dents", "-2.50"],
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["Parfum poissoniere", "2.50"],
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["Parfum note brune", "7.50"],
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["Supplement griffe", "7.50"]
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];
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private static void Main(string[] _) {
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Console.WriteLine("Preparing stuff...");
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var printer = new SerialPrinter(portName: PrinterPort, baudRate: PrinterBaudRate);
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var e = new EPSON();
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Random rand = new Random();
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Console.WriteLine("Printing...");
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// En-tête mis à part car l'image cause beaucoup de soucis dans la librairie...
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.None),
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.PrintImage(File.ReadAllBytes("./logo01.png"), true, maxWidth: 480),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.CodePage(CodePage.ISO8859_2_LATIN2),
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e.PrintLine("Vas-y S.P.R.L"),
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e.PrintLine(AdresseRues[rand.Next(AdresseRues.Length)] + ", " + AdresseNumeros[rand.Next(AdresseNumeros.Length)]),
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e.PrintLine("6700 Arlon, Belgique"),
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// Numéro original censuré
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e.PrintLine("+32 00 00 00 00 / +32 00 00 00 00"),
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e.PrintLine("Remboursement uniquement en liquide"),
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e.PrintLine("Conditions sur " + FauxSites[rand.Next(FauxSites.Length)]),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" Caissier/ere N° Date Heure"),
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e.PrintLine(" " + NomDeFilleDeJoie[rand.Next(NomDeFilleDeJoie.Length)].PadRight(21) +
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$"{rand.Next(8999) + 1000} {rand.Next(20) + 10}/{rand.Next(2) + 7}/25 {rand.Next(5) + 18}:{rand.Next(49) + 10}"),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.PrintLine(" -----------------------------------------")
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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// En-tête des colonnes avec le détail des "articles"
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.None),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.Condensed | PrintStyle.None),
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.PrintLine("Ticket de caisse"),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.None),
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//e.PrintLine(""),
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" Description Qte Montant"),
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e.PrintLine(" EUR"),
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" -----------------------------------------")
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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// Impression des articles, et calcul du prix total
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void PrintArticle(string nom, string prix) {
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(
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" " + nom.PadRight(27) +
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" 1" + prix.PadLeft(11)
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)
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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}
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double total = 0.00;
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int iArticle = rand.Next(ActesPrincipaux.Length);
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total += Double.Parse(ActesPrincipaux[iArticle][1].Replace(".", ","));
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PrintArticle(ActesPrincipaux[iArticle][0], ActesPrincipaux[iArticle][1]);
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int nbSupplements = rand.Next(3 - 1) + 2;
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var lSupplements = ActesSecondaires.Select(inner => inner).ToList();
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for(int i = 0; i < nbSupplements; i++) {
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int iSupplement = rand.Next(lSupplements.Count);
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string[] sipplementItem = lSupplements[iSupplement];
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total += Double.Parse(sipplementItem[1].Replace(".", ","));
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PrintArticle(sipplementItem[0], sipplementItem[1]);
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lSupplements.RemoveAt(iSupplement);
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}
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// Impression du total HTVA, TVA et TTC
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" -----------------------------------------"),
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e.PrintLine(" TOTAL HTVA".PadRight(31) + $"{total.ToString("F2", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture)}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.PrintLine(" TVA (21%)".PadRight(31) + $"{(total * 0.12).ToString("F2", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture)}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.Bold),
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e.PrintLine(" TOTAL TTC".PadRight(31) + $"{(total * 1.12).ToString("F2", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture)}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.None),
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e.PrintLine(" -----------------------------------------")
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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// Petit texte sur les points de fidélité
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int ptsInitial = rand.Next(250);
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int ptsNouveau = rand.Next(25);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.Condensed | PrintStyle.None),
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.PrintLine("Programme fidelite"),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.None),
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" Solde initial".PadRight(31) + $"{ptsInitial}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.PrintLine(" Points epargnees".PadRight(31) + $"{ptsNouveau}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.PrintLine(" Solde final".PadRight(31) + $"{ptsInitial + ptsNouveau}".PadLeft(11)),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.SetStyles(PrintStyle.Italic),
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e.PrintLine("Une MST offerte par tranche de 150 points"),
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e.PrintLine($"Et une taxe de 75 {Monnaies[rand.Next(Monnaies.Length)]} tous les 350"),
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e.PrintLine("points pour un avortement"),
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e.LeftAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(" -----------------------------------------")
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.CenterAlign(),
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e.PrintLine(""),
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e.FullCutAfterFeed(1)
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)
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);
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printer.Write(
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ByteSplicer.Combine(
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e.Clear()
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)
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);
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Console.WriteLine("Done :)");
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// Printing tends to fail if we directly exit, go figure...
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while(true) {
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//Thread.Sleep(10);
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}
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}
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}
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